Who is Ava?

Naughty Natural Nympho

Take my hand as we step from your daydreams into a vivid reality we create, free to explore in the flesh…

Let’s skip the outdated, flowery language? We’ve both survived the SAT.

Chew carefully, my dinner jokes are a choking hazard, but don’t worry I’m CPR certified.

If you like your humor and wine dark & dry, we'll get along.

If you can be sophisticated but enjoy rugged outdoor pursuits, well... I might find I have a crush on you.

I'm a confident, polished career woman who can keep pace with you intellectually or kick off my Louboutin's and run barefoot in the grass.

You deserve the best. So boy, buckle up because I'm gonna give it to you!

I might be your cup of tea if you like...

The athletic, college educated & ambitious type who's lived abroad and can hold a conversation

No heavy retouching. Lots of selfies and films that show what I really look like in person

A pretty, natural face with no fillers, no wild surgeries. Naturally curvy with the right combination of firm and soft & squishy in all the right places

Over five years in the kink community, published fetish model and indie adult film creator

Blue eyes, Sicilian hips, strong Lithuanian cheekbones, a big smile and a hearty laugh. Down to earth, confident and easygoing

Vaccinated, clear background check available upon request, reviewed, photo-verified & history of references given on p411 since 2017

Gift Sizing

Favorite Brands:
Free People | Agent Provocateur | Honey Birdette
Shoe: 6.5/37
Measurements: Bust 34D Waist 26 Hips 43
Height: 5'3"
Dress Size: 4
Hair: currently neck-length, black/subtle turquoise hue

Why Do I love this?

Why wouldn’t I? Especially in a distant, digital world, we both crave touch and connection on our own terms.

I work a 9-5 that I’m very happy with, but I really missed this!

Just like you, I'm a busy professional. I’m here for discrete, drama-free time with someone safe, experienced and trustworthy-a high bar for most men in their twenties, trust me.

I love the complete surprise of meeting you. Skip getting to know each other online, the ghosting, games and instead, we know what to expect. We can enjoy each other naturally.

Think of me as your little chameleon

I blend in anywhere, I have big eyes (but in a cute way, I promise) and I'm good at hanging upside down!

A voice like tinted glass

It's a lyric I've been compared to on more than three occasions. My voice doesn't have an accent you can easily place but won't soon forget

Your Intimate Travel Agent

Need a break from being the man in charge? When was the last time someone planned a date for you? Kick back and let me show you the world like you've never seen it before. With a few years of professional event planning experience and a lifestyle of globetrotting, you're in for a special treat. Allow me to plan our next evening or getaway together. I'll carefully curate your itinerary. I've curated experiences from exclusive fetish masquerades and hidden speakeasy bars featuring burlesque to my favorite skinny dipping spots. Inquire here.

I dare you

...To meet someone different. I'm not the beautiful woman you saw in a coffee shop with the expensive blowout and the Gucci bag. I'm the girl who walks up to you at the bar and says "I'll bet you a shot I can beat you at darts." I eat tacos with the delicacy of a great white shark when no one is watching. I'll challenge you to a race down the rapids; take my hand and drop your inhibitions.

Let’s get our BPMs up, I want to fool your Fitbit.

I'm good girl in a pencil skirt by day at my techy desk job and a scandalous vixen by night

Jalapeños aren't the only thing I like spicy

We’ve probably found ourselves here for the same reasons. I just can’t stay on the straight and narrow, I need you, my naughty secret.

I'm your friendly neighborhood nudist who never draws the blinds. The one with a bit of a fetish for being seen. You've found a kinky woman.

Favorites

Maybe we share a few?

Movies: Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Gattaca, The Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Shows: Heroes, Wilfred, Daredevil, Westworld, Impractical Jokers
Genre: Documentaries
Stand Up: Bill Burr, Tom Segura, Whitney Cummings
Wine: Zinfandel
Food: Sushi, Thai, Mediterranean
Animal: Any that will let me pet them
Pastimes: Surfing, Snorkeling, Sex
Country: New Zealand
Country I haven't been to yet: Korea
Dream Date: Something with a lot of adrenaline like ziplining, skinny dipping at the beach and dancing
Bucket List: learn falconry, become a certified wildlife rehabilitator, get scuba & paragliding certified
Music: Odesza, The Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Lydia, Kygo, The Goo Goo Dolls, Weezer, Doja Cat, Rihanna, Jhene Aiko, Billie Holiday, Say Anything, M83, Tame Impala

Deeper Dive

For my favorite kind of person, who is endlessly curious like I am and wants to know more...

Some Random Facts...

I only wear fur alive and purring.

I LOVE dogs. My only sibling is a golden retriever who now thinks he's the only child. I have a way with creatures from rescuing baby flying squirrels, tadpoles to kittens. My city friends jokingly call me a "creature of the forest"

I'm very intuitive towards people, compassionate, sensitive and a good listener. You'll never bore me with long stories or explanations... I love to learn and I'm flattered when someone opens up to me.

In high school, I was the captain of the fencing team, undefeated for a season. In college, I blossomed into an even more awkward nerd studying & tutoring biochemistry. I've always been an entrepreneur, I became a real estate agent at 19 and eventually switched to business management.

Around this time I began dabbling in the fetish community & burlesque scene. I became involved in side shows & music promotion.

I indulge my creative side by making resin jewelry and pottery.